⚠️ LIVE DIAGNOSTIC IN PROGRESS ⚠️
Finding imaginary problems on your life-expired London bus...
£0.00
Opening the hood...
Our "Premium" Services:
- ⚙️ Charging 87.5 hours of labour for one bloke (17.5 hours a day!)
- ⚙️ Bypassing critical safety systems with a plastic "MOTOR START" button
- ⚙️ Replacing 5 panels when you only asked for 1
- ⚙️ Letting your MOT expire, then charging you £50 to use our Trade Plates
- ⚙️ Revoking a £1,500 discount purely because you asked for a breakdown of costs